So you've ordered a Gag Package. Or maybe you're about to, and you want to know exactly what you're getting into — from your side and from your target's side. Here's the complete play-by-play of what happens when an anonymous stink bomb delivery lands in Ireland or the UK.
What Happens After You Order
Once you complete your order, you'll receive a confirmation email to the address you used at checkout. This is the only record linking you to the order, and it never appears on or near the package. The order is then prepared with your chosen package contents, your custom card, and your photo if you uploaded one. It's sealed in neutral, discreet outer packaging — the same kind of unmarked brown box or padded envelope you'd receive any other online delivery in.
Dispatch and Delivery Timelines
Orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days. Delivery to addresses across Ireland typically takes 3–5 working days from dispatch. UK delivery is similar. You'll receive a dispatch notification when the package goes out, which lets you mentally prepare — and position yourself near your phone for when the fallout begins.
What the Target Receives
From the outside, the package looks completely unremarkable. No branding. No hints. It looks like the sort of thing you'd receive after online shopping — professional, neutral, normal. This is intentional. The moment the target decides to open the package is the last moment of innocence before everything changes.
The Unboxing Experience
What happens next depends on which package you ordered.
Stink Bomb (€26): They open the outer packaging, find the inner box, open it — and the smell hits immediately. The fart spray is triggered on opening. The personalised card is inside with your message and photo. They will smell it before they read the card, and read the card in a state of mild distress.
Ultimate Stink Bomb (€31): Same as Stink Bomb but with enhanced smell strength and additional chaos. The sensory experience is more intense and more sustained.
Nuclear Stink Bomb (€58): Triple-strength smell, a spring-loaded fake snake that leaps out the moment they lift the lid, all packed in a premium matte black box. The shock hits first, then the stench takes over. The smell is aggressive. It gets everywhere. The card explains everything — and nothing, because your name isn't on it.
How Long Does the Smell Last?
The initial smell is strong and immediate. It disperses over several hours depending on ventilation. In a well-ventilated space, it's notably unpleasant for a few hours. In a smaller, enclosed space — a bedroom, a home office, a car — it can linger significantly longer. The Nuclear Package's triple-strength smell has a different kind of persistence: it can hang around for days.
The Aftermath
Once the initial chaos clears, the investigation begins. They'll try to figure out who sent it. The personalised card is incriminating enough to narrow it down, but anonymous enough that nobody can be definitively blamed. Expect texts, group chat messages, and possibly a full inquisition. Your job is to express complete ignorance while internally enjoying every second of it.
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Choose Stink Bomb (€26), Ultimate Stink Bomb (€31), or Nuclear Stink Bomb (€58). We handle fulfilment, you handle plausible deniability. Delivered anywhere in Ireland or the UK.
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